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Welcome to our site, it’s really quite neat,
We hope you’ll stay and take a seat.

But first, we must lay down the law,
So here’s our terms of service, without a flaw.

We ask that you please behave,
And not engage in any cyber-shenanigans you may crave.

No spamming or scamming, or anything of that sort,
We want this site to be a happy and safe resort.

We reserve the right to change these terms at any time,
But we’ll do our best to give you a heads up, that’s no crime.

We won’t be held responsible for any errors or mistakes,
But we’ll do our best to fix them before it’s too late.

So join us, and let’s have some fun,
Just make sure to follow these terms, one by one.